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Up Your Teddy Bear (1970)

December 23, 1970 (US) Comedy • 89m

Overview

Clyde King, a toy store employee whose hobbies include making wooden toys and stalking women, is coveted by the female owner of one of the biggest toy companies in the world. She is enchanted by King's hand-carved toys, and she delegates the recruitment of the toy-maker to her second-in-command, Lyle "Skippy" Burns. However, King will not join her company as she reminds him of his mother. She becomes the subject of bizarre fantasies in which "Mother," the toy company owner as imagined by King, brow-beats and humiliates him. Discovering King's predeliction for leaving the toy store to stalk women, Skippy first tries to entice Clyde into signing an employemnt contract by supplying him with women, even going as far to dress himself up in drag as a prostitute. But every time he sets King up with a woman, the encounter ends disastrously, so Skippy finally decides to kill him.

Director

Don Joslyn

Writer

Don Joslyn

Top Billed

Julie Newmar

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Top Billed Cast

Julie Newmar
Julie Newmar

Toy Company Director, a.k.a. "Mother"

Wally Cox
Wally Cox

Clyde King

Victor Buono
Victor Buono

Lyle "Skippy" Ferns

Angelique Pettyjohn
Angelique Pettyjohn

Ms. Honeysuckle

Claire Kelly
Claire Kelly

Miss Boota, sculptress

Valora Noland
Valora Noland

Girl Lifting Dress (in flashback)

Amy Thomson
Amy Thomson

Nightclub Waitress

Crew


Reviews

dennyjt

⭐ 3/10

July 25, 2022

Mess of a comedy, cheap looking and tawdry, this is still a fascinating, bizarre curio with an interesting cast. Toy executive Newmar tries to recruit Cox, using Buono to try at trap him. Cox is an obsessive girl watcher! Comes off as a series of random skits, with a lot of pretty women. Quincy Jones is credited for the music, played by Eyes Of Blue. Some interesting shots of L.A. circa 1970.

Status

Released

Original Language

EN

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