January 10, 2023

I'm going to give this a 5 out of 5.

I walked into it thinking it was going to suck, and then I saw a 1987 Saab 900, which was sort of the same car I owned in 2000, just a hatchback two door version. So I was like, OK, I'm going to make that the hero of this horrible movie.

But then they killed it.

And a little after that they showed you Georgia Hatzis' naked body and... wow, new hero of the movie, I can get behind that. That will ke… read the rest.

I'm going to give this a 5 out of 5.

I walked into it thinking it was going to suck, and then I saw a 1987 Saab 900, which was sort of the same car I owned in 2000, just a hatchback two door version. So I was like, OK, I'm going to make that the hero of this horrible movie.

But then they killed it.

And a little after that they showed you Georgia Hatzis' naked body and... wow, new hero of the movie, I can get behind that. That will keep me watching.

But then, then they introduced an old man who was extremely quotable. He was absolutely hysterical in the most underplayed way possible, and, yeah, as where this movie still sort of stank, it started to have a funk that I could get into, and then slowly it won me over.

It gradually moved from bad B-Movie no budget horror movie, so something that was actually entertaining. And entertainment is all I ask for in a movie.

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