December 20, 2018

Wow, I did not enjoy that at all. Disjointed, not scary or funny, just a huge mess. One of the worst horror movies I have seen in a long time. I love anthology horrors, usually one or two of the stories don't work as well as the others, but for me, none of the stories in this were even in the least bit compelling. This is the worst film I have seen all year...

2/10

May 9, 2026

Four movies in a mash, only one good
This is four movies mashed together into one "narrative" and I am using that term quite loosely. One has Bill all alone on screen, doing Bill-things, and he does a decent job. One has a kid, and is the only really interesting bit. One has some kids hiding in a basement, and it is a drag. One has Santa killing zombies, which is schlock. There is surely a good movie in here, but the mishmash becomes boring, and… read the rest.

Four movies in a mash, only one good
This is four movies mashed together into one "narrative" and I am using that term quite loosely. One has Bill all alone on screen, doing Bill-things, and he does a decent job. One has a kid, and is the only really interesting bit. One has some kids hiding in a basement, and it is a drag. One has Santa killing zombies, which is schlock. There is surely a good movie in here, but the mishmash becomes boring, and while executed well this simply does not rise to the level where I could recommend it.

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