October 11, 2023

FULL SPOILER-FREE REVIEW @ https://fandomwire.com/fingernails-bfi-london-film-festival-review/

"Fingernails is undoubtedly the ideal title for this high-concept sci-fi flick.

Despite falling short of its narrative and thematic potential, Christos Nikou still presents an efficient, thought-provoking satire about human behaviors influenced by love and technology. Jessie Buckley and Riz Ahmed competently lead a predictable yet continually enga… read the rest.

FULL SPOILER-FREE REVIEW @ https://fandomwire.com/fingernails-bfi-london-film-festival-review/

"Fingernails is undoubtedly the ideal title for this high-concept sci-fi flick.

Despite falling short of its narrative and thematic potential, Christos Nikou still presents an efficient, thought-provoking satire about human behaviors influenced by love and technology. Jessie Buckley and Riz Ahmed competently lead a predictable yet continually engaging, funny, humanistic story.

Conflicting messages and a forced, hypocritical ending don't do justice to the rest of the movie, which deserved a better conclusion to its study of the complexities and power of love."

Rating: B-

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November 4, 2023

How do we know when we’re in love? And, even if we suspect we are, how do we know if we’re with the right person? In an age where individuals are increasingly out of touch with their own feelings – especially the one they seem to crave the most – these are pressing questions that desperately beg answers. So what should we do? Maybe technology is the answer. But how reliable is it? Can we trust it to give us definitive, accurate, meaningful result… read the rest.

How do we know when we’re in love? And, even if we suspect we are, how do we know if we’re with the right person? In an age where individuals are increasingly out of touch with their own feelings – especially the one they seem to crave the most – these are pressing questions that desperately beg answers. So what should we do? Maybe technology is the answer. But how reliable is it? Can we trust it to give us definitive, accurate, meaningful results? Those are the issues that writer-director Christos Nikou addresses in his second feature outing, an excellent follow-up to his superb debut, “Apples” (2020), hitting his second cinematic home run in a row. In this insightful romantic comedy/drama, the filmmaker takes viewers on a heartfelt yet delightfully quirky absurdist odyssey in a society where amorously lost souls seek verification of the validity of their partnerships through a medical test that calls for the removal of one of each of the partners’ fingernails as a means of scientifically determining compatibility (talk about an act of commitment). And, to strengthen those relationships, the organization sponsoring these tests augments the results with a series of carefully structured (though frequently hilarious, somewhat clichéd and often seemingly preposterous) lessons designed to promote enhanced intimacy. But are these exercises proof positive of a successful match? That’s a question raised by one of the organization’s new instructors (Jessie Buckley), who has nagging doubts about the long-term viability of her relationship with her supposedly verified true love (Jeremy Allen White). The ante is further upped when she meets a fellow instructor (Riz Ahmed) with whom an unspoken but decidedly sensuous mutual attraction develops. In light of that then, can old-fashioned gut feelings legitimately trump allegedly solid science, particularly at a time when technology is being trumpeted as a panacea for all our problems, including those of an emotional nature? “Fingernails” does an exceedingly thoughtful job of examining these matters while incorporating both sublime yet sidesplitting humor and offbeat theoretical concepts that give us much to think about, qualities that helped to establish and distinguish Nikou as a director in his first film. In this offering, however, he builds upon that stylistic foundation by adding themes aimed at promoting truly genuine feelings aimed at plucking the heartstrings without becoming manipulative or sappy, creating a layered, thought-provoking, richly rewarding viewing experience. This is all brought to life by the fine performances of the three protagonists and an excellent supporting cast, backed by skillfully crafted humor parodying a number of other films and a nuanced soundtrack consisting of deftly chosen selections that definitively set the mood for countless scenes. Admittedly, the generally solid pacing could have used some tweaking in a few sequences, and the ending could have been a little more developed, but these modest shortcomings detract little from the overall quality of this fine production. If you doubt that, see this one for yourself and let your own mind – and not some technical contraption or overly intellectualized abstraction – decide for you.

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November 7, 2023

No, sorry. This is just plain daft! "Anna" (Jessie Buckley) is living with "Ryan" (Jeremy Allen White) having got their certificate. What certificate? Well it's one that certifies that they are a love match! She was a teacher, but is now job hunting - so when an opportunity to work at the very facility that empowered their affection comes up, she heads straight to the office of boss "Duncan" (Luke Wilson) where she insists she would be great at "… read the rest.

No, sorry. This is just plain daft! "Anna" (Jessie Buckley) is living with "Ryan" (Jeremy Allen White) having got their certificate. What certificate? Well it's one that certifies that they are a love match! She was a teacher, but is now job hunting - so when an opportunity to work at the very facility that empowered their affection comes up, she heads straight to the office of boss "Duncan" (Luke Wilson) where she insists she would be great at "training" the couples who come to have their own relationships finessed and evaluated so they, too, can be verified. She is duly employed and paired with the inspirational and charismatic "Amir" (Riz Ahmed) - who clearly has his own secret to keep, too! What now ensues just lacks any sense of credibility and, for me, any attempts at satire just fell flat, quickly. The tests are fun, though. In a room where all are clad in just their smalls, "Rob" (Christian Meer) has to quite literally sniff out his girlfriend whilst keeping his eyes closed; another sees people charged with keeping eye contact whilst immersed in ten foot of cold water - presumably more preoccupied with not literally drowning in a sea of love! The coup-de-grasses? Well that's the crunch time when they wrench one of your fingernails - don't worry, you get to choose which one - from each person's hand then insert them into a microwave-oven looking gadget that looks like a cast-off from "Space 1999" before it announces - 0%, 50% or the dreamt for 100% - and that's bliss!. The point of all this being that it could end divorce and unhappy marriages for ever. Once in love, always in love...! Hmmm? Buckley reminds us, occasionally, that she has a fine singing voice and Ahmed is easy enough on the eye (reductive, I know - but we really don't have much else) but the story is just ridiculous, and that grown up adults would ever treat with such preposterous scenarios is just too far-fetched. It's not in anyway a comedy, and the predictable romantic elements come with way too much physical, collateral, damage. It is even almost earnest at times and after half an hour I realised why I was watching this in a cinema by myself. Nice to hear a bit of Alison Moyet on big screen sound, but that's about the height of this. He really needs to get his car window fixed, too!

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June 9, 2026

In Fingernails (2023), couples can “scientifically” determine whether they are in love by “testing” their nails. A mere nail trimming won’t do, however; it has to be the entire nail, ripped right off the nail bed — and why not? It’s no more arbitrary than any number of stupid things that people do to “prove” their love.

Anna (Jessie Buckley) has tested 100% positive twice with her current boyfriend Ryan (Jeremy Allen White) and 50% once with … read the rest.

In Fingernails (2023), couples can “scientifically” determine whether they are in love by “testing” their nails. A mere nail trimming won’t do, however; it has to be the entire nail, ripped right off the nail bed — and why not? It’s no more arbitrary than any number of stupid things that people do to “prove” their love.

Anna (Jessie Buckley) has tested 100% positive twice with her current boyfriend Ryan (Jeremy Allen White) and 50% once with co-worker Amir (Riz Ahmed). This ostensibly means that Amir is in love with Anna but Anna is not in love with him. However, she evidently likes Amir as more than just a friend, and her relationship with Ryan is well past the honeymoon phase. Anna asks Duncan (Luke Wilson), her boss and director of the “Love Institute,” if it’s possible to “have a positive result with two people at the same time?” Duncan dismisses the notion of polyamory out of hand: “It’d be like a six-months-pregnant woman suddenly becoming pregnant with another child. A biological impossibility.”

It’s not clear whether the test is supposed to be legit — which wouldn’t make it infallible; the possibility of false positives or negatives is not discussed, though, nor is the idea that the results could be knowingly or inadvertently manipulated — or simply a glorified compatibility quiz (the couples engage in a variety of arbitrary activities, such as “the underwater exercise,” prior to being tested). Either scenario could significantly impact Anna’s character arc, but I would have inclined towards the latter.

Duncan’s institute has all the trappings of a pseudoscientific scam, its nail test no less a fallacious swindle than Scientology’s auditing. Moreover, its hardline stance on lifelong monogamy (one of is mottos is “no more divorces”), and its “program” designed “to make the bond of love stronger” — which culminates in ‘graduating’ couples receiving an “In Love Certification” — are not a million miles removed from the mass weddings for which the Unification Church is infamous, wherein Reverend Moon himself would match the couples.

So, why not pull the trigger on the Love Institute as a full-on cult? The name alone echoes Nineteen Eighty-Four’s nefarious Ministry of Love. Then you could turn Anna’s experience into an eye-opening journey of self-discovery, in which she learns she’s not beholden to anyone and is free to choose by herself who she wants to be with — or, even better, that she doesn’t need to be with anybody.

As it is, Anna’s realization that “Sometimes being in love is lonelier than being alone” is a dead end because the movie doesn’t empower her to confront her autophobia. On the contrary, the script’s seeming solution to Anna’s problems is to have her go from one relationship to another, when what she could actually use is some me-time to learn to love herself.

The film as a whole doesn’t push itself, preferring to walk right down the middle of the road, wallowing in the bland mediocrity of a run-of-the-mill love triangle. Instead of churning out yet another insipid romance, Nikou would have done well to truly embrace the farcical and even surreal possibilities that the plot could have afforded him. Better an over-the-top comedy than an underwhelming drama.

Consider one of Duncan’s outlandish ideas, involving “a fake fire in a movie theater where the clients are gathered … to gauge their reaction and see just how protective they are of their other half.” The payoff to this setup is Anna and Amir lamenting later on that a “cinema owner got cold feet.” That’s it? Compare that to the constantly burning house in Synecdoche, New York and you’ll understand how Fingernails lacks the courage of its own cuckoo convictions.

Yet another viable avenue would have been to make Duncan, not a money-hungry L. Ron Hubbard-like Sven Gali, but a Wizard of Oz type. From that perspective, the nail test would nonetheless be a charade, with the nail-ripping part being the real test. Two characters already express in no uncertain terms their aversion to the denailing, but the film once again fails to pick up the ball and run with it. The way I see it, the willingness of lack thereof to undergo the proposed mutilation should be the test’s single decisive factor, with the added benefit of not having to actually part with any appendages either way.

As it turns out, we don’t know what happens when one half of a couple refuses to have their fingernail torn off, because that eventuality never arises. Neither does the film delve into the aftermath of an otherwise loving couple being told (and believing) that their union has no future based on nothing more than an argument from authority. All things considered, Fingernails is not one wasted opportunity, but many.

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